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Ventrilo Server
09/08/2010 08:16 PM by Sazon.

The eagle eyed of you will need to drink a little more to catch up with the rest of us... but you might have noticed a little 'Ventrilo' box has appeared on the web site - on the left of the front page!

You can Vent download here: http://www.ventrilo.com/download.php

To get the server details, click on the Vent link on the front page... or here: ventrilo://vent.twentypercentsober.com:43658/servername=TPSVentrillo

Get the password from someone in game.

We're mostly on this server now.

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Dreamwalker Awake and Feeling Fine..
23/07/2010 09:41 AM by malignant.
News broadcaster: And now to a live broadcast from our man-in-the-instance, dedicated veteran reporter Korgah.
[cut to Korgah, Orgrimmar Daily Herald's out-and-about troll reporter]
Korgah: Hi Jim, I'm here inside the Ice Crown Citadel with a group of brave adventurers who have just recently managed to wake up a sleeping ally. In the late hours of last night, a select group of 10 individuals battled there way to this very room and managed to wake up Valithria Dreamwalker.
[camera pans around the empty room, showing blurred images of dead zombies, splattered worms, and many, many bones of past adventurers]
Korgah: I'm joined now by one of that group. Bonzo, how did you feel when you managed to complete this encounter?
Bonzo: Drunk and happy.
Korgah: And were you expecting to make progress here, or was it just a suicidal raid that failed to be suicidal?
Bonzo: Well, we thought we could do it, but it took several attempts, and one particularly memorable failure on the way here... Overall though I'd say we were confident of success.
Korgah: And who was involved in this mission, or is that classified information?
[Bonzo puts on a pair of pink framed spectacles, and pulls out a scrumpled piece of parchment made from gnome skin]
Bonzo: Well, there was tanking from El, healing from Magpawacar, Sazon, and Munas. And our carnage makers were myself - that's Bonzo.. B-O-N-...errr.. yeah, that's it... Nerfbat and Hefer, our hunters. Hefer is a newcomer to our groups, you know, his mother married my third wifes second cousin twice removed, and once banished? Errmmm. where was I? Oh yes.. we had Sisika poking holes in everything that moved. Our two magical damage dealers were Malignant, and Tsek.. T-sok.. Tskio.. errr.. you say it...
Korgah: Tsûkiko?
Bonzo: Yeah, and her. That's 10 right?
[Bonzo uses his fingers to count up to 6, and nods to himself]
Korgah: Of course, now this area is clear, you're planning to lead your group on to defeat the next boss, Sindragosa, am I right?
Bonzo: Lead? Me? Aaaaah!!!
[Bonzo runs screaming from the room, the wrong way. After a few seconds he runs back through shot and out of the right door]
Korgah: And there you have it folks. Now I believe Jim back in the studio has a wonderful tale of a newbie who found Mankrik's wife without needing to ask for help.. Jim?


Yes, we managed to get past Dreamwalker...
Thanks to everyone who was there!

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Excellent wee piece there Mal and wooots for all of us - Kingslayer here we comeJopari at 23/07/2010 10:05 AM
'Pink framed spectacles'?! Bah. :(Bonzo at 23/07/2010 10:22 AM
looooooooooooooooooool EPIC! very nice one mal! Onyxîa at 23/07/2010 11:35 AM
ROFL - very funny Mal. Grats to everyone who took part.Sazon at 23/07/2010 02:42 PM
Blood queen gets a bloody nose!
15/07/2010 11:59 PM by Sazon.
Big grats to everyone who took down the blood queen... third attempt! Great stuff!
It was another classic TPS run: A good laugh on TS, new raiders getting loot and a clean sweep of every boss we went for - finishing on a high.
So now we're 9 from 12 plus Sis thinks he can give us the tactics for at least 1 more kill.

Edit by Malignant: Added a screenshot

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We roxxor, so we do...
Bitch King, get yer shit ready to SHIP OUT!

Bonzo at 16/07/2010 09:27 AM
Congratulations all. And you did it with Bonzo there too!Tripswitch at 16/07/2010 01:18 PM
Next time we'll make sure Nerf has a GPS installed in his teeth, so he can bite the right person...malignant at 16/07/2010 01:36 PM

Lol!! Twitbitch, you cheeky cnutsack.
And agree with Mal. Poor Nerfage. Still, it *was* his birthday, so he's forgiven.

Bonzo at 16/07/2010 01:45 PM
Ruby Sanctum
05/07/2010 12:18 PM by Sazon.

Well, last night was our first excursion into RS and it was a classic TPS run...

We started late... there was much frollicking on TS... plenty of booze and pwnage of the bosses.

All three mini-bosses down! Sadly, we did not have a lot of time for Halion, but from the 2 attempts we did try we can easily get through the first phase and have a good understanding of the second phase - this boss is well within our abilities!

Cheers to everyone who went.

P.S. Sign up for the follow-up!!

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what gear level is needed for hally?Sabit at 05/07/2010 02:32 PM

Not too sure but the bosses are tough - ICC10 gear perhaps?
I cannot commit to Thursdays follow up - as a rule I dont get online until 9.30 for 10, UK time.

Tripswitch at 05/07/2010 03:14 PM
Yeah, toughest tank healing I have had to do in a very long time, but if you have a few rfostie items plus a few bits of ICC then might be OK.Sazon at 05/07/2010 08:30 PM
atm i am very bad with gear, need a few icc trips, but after that i'd love to see it, sounds like a fun fightSabit at 06/07/2010 08:40 AM
Putricide prettily putrefying in his own putrescence!
11/06/2010 09:18 AM by malignant.
Finally, we've killed the Professor!

Present: Bonzo, Kelgoth, Sazon, Munas, Magpalacar, Nerfbat, Deathduck, Duskbringer, Tsûkiko, Malignant

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Nerf is camera shy and wanted to sit out of sight... or maybe he just smells so bad we all needed to get away from him!malignant at 11/06/2010 09:21 AM
Take this damn u.. hope to see another pic sooner than a month and a half :Pdeathduck at 11/06/2010 11:16 AM
Damn you taking screenshots while I'm afk filling my glass !Bullmane at 11/06/2010 06:06 PM
Mate, there's only a 2 second window to take a screen shot while you're NOT filling your glass...malignant at 13/06/2010 03:51 PM
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