News broadcaster: And now to a live broadcast from our man-in-the-instance, dedicated veteran reporter Korgah.
[cut to Korgah, Orgrimmar Daily Herald's out-and-about troll reporter]
Korgah: Hi Jim, I'm here inside the Ice Crown Citadel with a group of brave adventurers who have just recently managed to wake up a sleeping ally. In the late hours of last night, a select group of 10 individuals battled there way to this very room and managed to wake up Valithria Dreamwalker.
[camera pans around the empty room, showing blurred images of dead zombies, splattered worms, and many, many bones of past adventurers]
Korgah: I'm joined now by one of that group. Bonzo, how did you feel when you managed to complete this encounter?
Bonzo: Drunk and happy.
Korgah: And were you expecting to make progress here, or was it just a suicidal raid that failed to be suicidal?
Bonzo: Well, we thought we could do it, but it took several attempts, and one particularly memorable failure on the way here... Overall though I'd say we were confident of success.
Korgah: And who was involved in this mission, or is that classified information?
[Bonzo puts on a pair of pink framed spectacles, and pulls out a scrumpled piece of parchment made from gnome skin]
Bonzo: Well, there was tanking from El, healing from Magpawacar, Sazon, and Munas. And our carnage makers were myself - that's Bonzo.. B-O-N-...errr.. yeah, that's it... Nerfbat and Hefer, our hunters. Hefer is a newcomer to our groups, you know, his mother married my third wifes second cousin twice removed, and once banished? Errmmm. where was I? Oh yes.. we had Sisika poking holes in everything that moved. Our two magical damage dealers were Malignant, and Tsek.. T-sok.. Tskio.. errr.. you say it...
Korgah: Tsûkiko?
Bonzo: Yeah, and her. That's 10 right?
[Bonzo uses his fingers to count up to 6, and nods to himself]
Korgah: Of course, now this area is clear, you're planning to lead your group on to defeat the next boss, Sindragosa, am I right?
Bonzo: Lead? Me? Aaaaah!!!
[Bonzo runs screaming from the room, the wrong way. After a few seconds he runs back through shot and out of the right door]
Korgah: And there you have it folks. Now I believe Jim back in the studio has a wonderful tale of a newbie who found Mankrik's wife without needing to ask for help.. Jim?
Yes, we managed to get past Dreamwalker...
Thanks to everyone who was there!
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